Siri Siri in my iphone, who’s the fairest one of all?

Ever get bored and play with the Siri function on your iphone? Think of something funny to ask and see what it comes up with.

Try “Siri, tell me a knock knock joke”

Here are some fun videos of people playing with Siri on their phone.

A somewhat small list to get you started-

What are you?

How are you?

Where are you?

What do you look like?

Why am I here?

Tell me a story

I can do this all day long

Scooby Doo, where are you?

Beam me up, Scotty

What are you wearing?

Will you marry me?

You’re a loser.

What’s the best smartphone?

What’s the second best smartphone?

Call me Baby (or Big Daddy, King of the World or whatever you want and Siri will call you by that name)

Sing a song.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

Where are you from?

How old are you?

How old am I?

Do you know HAL 9000?

I need to hide a body.

Open the pod bay doors!

I need a stiff drink!

Tell me a joke.

Knock knock.

What is the meaning of life?

I love you.

Do you love me?

You’re funny!

Shut up!

Take a photo.

Who’s your daddy?

What is your Mom’s name?

What’s the best phone?

Do you want to play a game?

You suck!

I’m drunk

I have to go to the bathroom.

Merry Christmas.

I think you’re hot.

Do you want to go on a date?

What is your favorite color?

Where do babies come from?

What is my name?

Which is the best tablet?

star star.

I’m tired.


Testing, testing.

What are you doing?

I’m sorry.

I’m not sorry.

Did you fart?


You’re right!

Who is Eliza?

Who is your favorite person?

Who is your least favorite person?

You should go on a diet.

What’s your problem?


Ha Ha!

Ha Ha Ha!

You are boring.

Talk to me.

Thank you.

Happy Birthday!

Who makes the best computer?

Why are you so awesome?

Are you serious?

Are you kidding me?

What’s wrong with AT&T?

I can’t see you.

Who is Siri?

Are you human?

You’re smart.

Can I borrow some money?

What’s you’re story?

It’s all good.

I’m happy.

Do you agree with me?

Good morning/evening/afternoon (pick one that is not current)


Who’s on first?

What’s new?

How’s it going?

Tell me about yourself.

Are you male or female?

*remember Siri uses a lot of data so make sure you are on wifi before attempting any of these yourself